Why Libre PWNS broadsheets & tabloids

No where else but Libre

Why Libre PWNS all broadsheets and tabloids: Because it’s the only one who’s got Aiza selling houses in Cavite for the low low low price of only P1,640.00 per month! So what are you waiting for? Call now, and we’ll even throw in a pet dog for free! That’s right, one cute and fluffy guard dog, yours for absolutely free! Imagine the security. Imagine the comfort. Imagine the savings! The number to call is 842-0000, that’s 8-4-2-0-0-0-0. Our friendly operators are on standby, waiting for your call. So pick up your phone now, and dial 842-0000. Don’t just dream! Make it a reality. Make it Pabahay Dream Homes realty!.

Ah, I’m going to get shot for this someday, I just know it. Also, a little disclaimer should be in order, I think. I am in no way affiliated with Pabahay Dream House, Filinvest Land, Inc., Pag-IBIG Foundation, Inquirer Libre, nor any of the trademarks / copyrighted names / celebrities mentioned in the post. I did not make nor intend to make any profit from the mention of the said entities.

That said, I meant the laughter. Yep, I meant that annoying, obnoxious, ringing sound you hear in the background. Yes, that’s my laughter. And yes, if it’s not clear, the article that actually discusses Aiza is the one on the left (I think).

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