Meme 4: Preferred Partner

Taken from chumee’s LJ

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
– Well, it wouldn’t hurt. But it’s not strictly required, as the term “need” would suggest.

2. Smart?
– I like smart, arrogant guys. Arrogant, that is, in terms of showing other guys up and trying to impress girls with that. I like it that I can boast about them, about how cool they are, about how knowledgeable and fun they are. But I don’t like arrogant guys who try to show girls up by putting them down and treating them like idiots. I don’t like guys who think they’re so much better than girls because they’re guys. THAT is a major turn off.

3. Preferred age?
– A ten year gap is already stretching it (older guy). I don’t think I’ll be able to do it with someone more than five years younger than me… just imagine it like this: with someone ten years younger than me, it’d be like a 4th year college student dating a 4th grade elementary student. o.o

4. Preferred height?
– at least 5 inches taller than me… approximately 5’8″ or 172.7 cm

5. How about sense of humor?
– As long as it’s not always at my expense.. XD And as long as we get to tease other people together.. kekeke, we could be evil S[adist]s together!

6. How about piercings?
– As long as it’s not unreasonable… I mean, studs are okay, as long as they’re not located in unreasonable places. And as long as I’m not forced to get them in unreasonable places as well..

7. Accepts you for who you are?

8. Pink hair?
– Is it temporary hair dye for cosplaying Szayel Aporro Grantz? Then, it’s okay. If it’s not… : |

9. Mushy or no mushy?
– Ahahaha, I don’t mind. Just not all the time. I hate clingy people. And I think I like my men with a little tsun in them. ;3

10. Thin or fat?
– I don’t want squishy beanie bags. Nor statuesque ab-full beings. Anything’s okay, as long as I get to hug them and not get squished by all the hardness… or drown in all the squishy. I think I’m squishy enough for the both of us.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
– I have a thing for fair-skinned people.

12. Long hair or short hair?
– Haha, as long as it doesn’t have lice… and as long as it’s not oily. And it has to smell good, if it’s really long. :3

13. Plastic or metal?
– Erm, not sure what this means… plastic?

14. Smells good?
NO, I WANT THEM RIPE Again, another DUH.

16. Drinker?
– Okay, I guess. As long as he doesn’t become a rapist when he gets drunk. Or a raging, angry drunk.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
– Does he fit the qualities already above? Then, sure. ;3

18. Muscular?
– Not so much that I’ll die if he hugs me.

19. Plays piano?
– Haha, I don’t really mind if he could or couldn’t. I can’t do it myself, so maybe we could make it some kind of bonding activity to learn it?

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
– Haha, I don’t really mind if he could or couldn’t. I can’t do it myself, so maybe we could make it some kind of bonding activity to learn it?

21. Plays violin?
– Haha, I don’t really mind if he could or couldn’t. I can’t do it myself, so maybe we could make it some kind of bonding activity to learn it?

22. Sings very good?
– Erm, I have a thing for voices. Really really really good sounding voices. I mean, Japanese VA quality. Like Konishi Katsuyuki in serious seme mode. Or Seki Toshihiko in serious seme mode (like calm Sanzo, haha). If anyone I know personally can sing like that.. guh. I think my nose is bleeding.

23. Vain?
– I like presentable looking people.

24. With glasses?
– Haha, I don’t mind if he does or does not have them.

25. With braces?
– I don’t mind either… Just no kissing if he hasn’t brushed after eating something sticky. I’ve had braces. I know the feeling after eating realy sticky food. ;A;

26. Shy type?
– Eeeeh, dere? Dere? XD I guess dere is okay… as long as there are lotsa tsun to counter it.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
– I like dangerous types. >D like pirate!iggy or punk!iggy.. wah, iggy-pop, so hot

28. Active or passive?
– It’s as Penny (The Big Bang Theory) says, I want a big ole’ five. >D For those who didn’t get the reference, yes, I like active men. :3

29. Tight or bomb?
– Iggy-pop. Just take a look at that, and you’ll know. >D

30. Singer or dancer?
– Can’t he do both? XDD Ahaha, just kidding. Singer over dancer, me thinks. ;3

31. Stunner?
– Like a stun gun? XDDD Iggy-pop, I’ve got a stun gun for a boyfriend!

32. Hiphop?
– As long as it’s not jejemon..? Haha, erm, okay. Really. As long as it’s not jejemon.

33. Earrings?
– Studs. Red ones. Or Blue ones. Or Ember ones. Or whatever color. As long as they’re those cute, manly type of studs. >///< Ah, studs are nice.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
– I’d rather he dropped. What did I say about egotistic bastards who get high on putting their girls down?

35. Dimples?
– Not required, but would be cute. :3

36. Bookworm?
– Again, it’s okay, as long as he’s not a know-it-all, or as long as he doesn’t mock other because he thinks he’s smarter than them. : |

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
– >///< They found my weakness!

38. Playful?
– Kyaaaah, they found another weakness!

39. Flirt?
– Does he have to do it in front of me..? Well, I guess it’s alright, as long as it’s just flirting… and if I’m entitled to do the same. I’m a pretty tolerant person.

40. Poem writer?
– I don’t really read a lot of poems… but if he wants to, why not?

41. Serious?
– Sometime ago, I was all for really serious guys with really emo[tional] pasts. Now, I think I still like serious guys, but I now prefer the sunny types. Really sunny, a little playful, with a tad dere. Oh, and some tsun too. Haha, I’m mixing them all up.

42. Campus crush?
– That would be an ego boost. But, no, not required.

43. Painter?
– Again, not required. But it’s be wonderful if he could teach me how to draw.. :3

44. Religious?
– Hey, whatever floats your boat, right? Different strokes for different.. blokes. Kekeke. As long as he doesn’t require me to convert to his religion, or force me to attend mass. I respect his beliefs, as he should with mine.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
– Oh oh oh, this would be fun. My idea of a perfect date is not complete without teasing other people [to tears, kekeke]~! XD I like teasing people! Kekekeke!

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
– Ah, I like watching people play computer games. I’m not really good at it, but I’d love to try if he won’t laugh at me when I lose.. I’m sulky like a child that way. And what does internet freak imply? Like a hacker or something? Or someone who knows just the sites to go to get whatever software or content is needed? Ahaha, I’d love to have a boyfriend like that… someone who’d accompany me on my late night trysts at searching for pirate downloads on the net. Kekekekeke!

47. Speaks 20 languages?
– That would be awesome… for him. XD I don’t mind if he could or couldn’t… as long as he can talk to me, and as long as we can understand each other, then that’s fine. :3

48. Loyal or faithful?
– I’m not going to delude myself into thinking that any man can remain completely faithful to only one woman for the rest of his life… so I’m going to say loyal. And I’m going to be expecting the same treatment from him.

49. Good kisser?
– Who wants a boyfriend who sucks at kissing?

50. Loves children?
– Yes, please. I love children. I’m not implying that I want to have kids right away.. haha, that’s impossible! But I really love talking to children and interacting with them. You don’t have to pretend you’re someone you’re not when you’re hanging out with them… please don’t think I’m a pedo. owo

There you have it! Haha, a perfect boyfriend… I guess there’s something missing there. He’s got to have a little perverted side to him as well. Ah, I sound nuts saying that, but it’s true. I mean, would anyone want a statue for a boyfriend? Aside from the Bella chick, of course, but hey, that’s her deal, right?

    • chumee
    • July 11th, 2010

    1.) What if he looks like KHR’s Giannini? o-o)
    2.) Guys who do that are insecure idiots. XOb
    3.) B-but what about Squ? o-o)
    4.) Reasonable enough. 8Db
    5.) So the point was to be evil together;;
    6.) *giggle* I know one ‘unreasonable’ place. XD
    7.) Of course. Unless Gale is an M. o-o)
    8.) You know, I never thought about SAG int his question. o-o)
    9.) Oh, so that’s why you and Iggy—
    10.) Shut up you are not squishy. XO I’m squishier? orz lol
    11.) *coughandwhitehairedbeingscough*
    12.) Squ? owo)
    13.) IDK either. XO
    14.) XDDD;;
    Uwah. I didn’t notice there wasn’t any 15. o-o);;
    16.) Iggy drunk is good, yes? XD;;
    17.) 8Db
    18.) Superman?;; o-o)
    19-21.) Copy paaaste. XD
    22.) You forgot Noriaki Sugiyama. XO
    23.) Did that answer the question? o-o)
    24.) Hmm. Does Iggy mind Al’s? owo)
    25.) Nougat and chewy candies D8
    26.) Iggy! XD
    27.) Iggy again! XD
    28.) …Hmm, Iggy? XD Or maybe France?;;
    29.) Of course. Anyone would. XD
    30.) Ambitiosa. XD jkjk
    31.) o_o) That sounds disturbing;;
    32.) Jejeje. XD joooke XD
    33.) Don’t you mean amber? o-o) And uh;; IDK if I’m thinking what you’re thinking, but…that sounded a little green to me. o-o)
    Wow. o-o) There were a lot of missing numbers, and I didn’t even notice..! Until now, anyway;;
    46.) *shiver* Hackers, eh? 83 I do know someone~
    47.) Cheeezy~ XDD
    48.) Sure they can. Provided that you’ve traumatized/tortured him enough for him to fear being unfaithful to you, even in his thoughts. >D
    49.) Not even ukes want ’em. XO
    50.) For some reason, I see you bullying children;;

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